[ooc: EXTREMELY NSFW AND NOT SAFE FOR BRAIN. THIS CONTAINS PRONZ WRITTEN VERY BADLY ON PURPOSE. If you read weepingcock, you'll have a good idea of what to expect; some things are directly lifted from there ( Read more... )

Hana, can we talk? It's important.

I'm bored.

Somebody play with me~

[OOC: This takes place after the fail date to end all fail dates. He's going to be around for the Long Night and I didn't want to miss the opportunity]

Hana?

Do you want to go out tonight?

Hey Hana?

I think we need to talk.

...hey Hana?

I'm sorry for yelling at you.

...if you still wanna talk, then...you can come see me. My door's unlocked.

Ryuzaki, I heard you were supposed to have a checkup with Dr. Fawkes, but it never happened.

Would you please come to the infirmary so we can fix that?

I'm not participating. As far as I'm concerned, I'd be betraying people I don't even know have betrayed me.

Hana, Rhyme, can we talk?

Also, Mr. New Strategist...I'm sorry, I don't know your name yet. I want you to come to the infirmary. Now. Several hours lost and stumbling about in the jungle alone is not good for your health.

What's so special about him?

( Cut to save your f-lists :| )